today:

• crucial TR bros came back

• ate a burger shaped like a baby

• was offered cigarette money by my grandma

• got made fun of by kevin's dad for wearing a sleeveless shirt

• used the marcus card in a game of apples to apples with marcus
  

some guy getting radical during 9 shocks terror

taken from MRR

"i gotta eat this shit cuz of my alchoholism" - dave referring to a potato roll

the simpsons is so much funnier in spanish/italian

things change these days in such quick, cruelly, absurd ways.
I'll never be more than a footnote to the bullshit.

36 day syndrome

i've got a swelling itching pain

it's got me pulling out my hair

the impending notion that i'm going to wake up with a face tattoo scares me less and less every day

old pictures

infatuated homosexual red man
asshole in ill fitting hat
raymond's normal human personality

a forthcoming event gallagher

me, ryan, and jill went to mt. misery and 17cm. wish those dudes lived closer to me, maybe i'll go to them.